A Duck for All Seasons: Nashville Party Bingo
Because I am a giver (really, I am), I’ve decided to add a little bit of entertainment to this year’s RotoGrinders/Draft Kings party in Nashville, beginning this Saturday. Please find the RG PARTY BINGO CARD right here.
Rules: choose a card of your own, and when you see something that fits as a category, you mark it off. First to bingo “wins” (and what do you win? I have no idea. Just go with me here). What I ask of you guys is to use the Twitter hashtag #RGPartyBingo to keep people informed. Add photos, videos, whatever it takes to get a square. Some squares are filled with whatever you get; some will be voted best, so only one person gets the square. Anyway, here are your categories:
PASSED OUT GRINDER: Any member of the party who passes out from too much excitement qualifies. Make sure to take a picture of the passed out party to claim your square.
WHY DID I PLAY…: The sight of someone complaining vociferously about them making the wrong choice in their lineups. This will happen quite often.
UNFORTUNATE DANCING: With alcohol comes unfortunate dancing. Any past video of Señor Frogs will attest to this.
BEER PONG DISPUTE: Whenever there is a beer pong tournament, there will be a beer pong dispute. Look for the inevitable skirmish.
FREE SWAG COLLECTOR: That one person who seems to be collecting extra swag to take home with them, as if it is vital for someone to have a full complement of RG T-shirts (don’t get me wrong, they’re quite nice).
CREDIT CARD ROULETTE: Play credit card roulette, video the final two, you get a square.
PARTY FOUL: Dropped a glass or plate. Please, no one intentionally do this, therefore, you can’t use yourself on this one.
PISSED OFF WAITRESS: Once again, same rules as Party Foul. Don’t piss off the waitresses. They’re good people who are working hard. But if you see some asshat doing so, then…
PAINFUL KARAOKE: If someone wants to put the Notorious link up here as an example, that would be greatly appreciated.
ZUBAZ: Anyone at the party, or any tourist who wears Zubaz pants, this needs to be documented so we can stop this from happening again.
SANDLER MOVIE REFERENCE: Any time you get a bunch of idiots together, a reference from an Adam Sandler movie will happen. It’s science.
RHINESTONES: The best rhinestone outfit you see, document it and you win the square.
REALLY BIG STEAK: I am the last person to suggest taking pictures of one’s food. I think it’s silly. But, hey, a really big steak is a really big steak.
COOL BOOTS: Coolest boots pictured gets the square.
LOCAL ALCOHOLIC DRINK: A drink that is special to the locals. Yeah, you should drink it, too. Support your local businesses.
FORMAL TANK TOPS: If you see someone wearing a tank top inside a nice restaurant, you need to call them out.
LIGHTNING: Just sense a storm’s a comin’. Kevin Roth would know better.
SOMEONE PLAYING BANJO: Because everyone loves a good banjo.
SOMEONE WEARING A PREDATORS JERSEY: Because I don’t believe that anyone in Nashville wears a Predators jersey, at least, not during the offseason.
MOLLY HATCHET T-SHIRT: However, I DO believe that someone will be wearing a Molly Hatchet T-shirt. If you don’t know who they are, just picture Southern Fried Rock.
UGLY COUPLE KISSING: This one plays just about everywhere, especially Disneyland. Just be careful and don’t get caught taking a photo.
KAEPERNICK DEBATE: If two people are actively debating this topic, you get a square. I will also allow someone legitimately trying to explain why Trump is going to make America great again without laughter being involved.
KENNY ROGERS AUTOGRAPH: Any establishment with an autographed picture of Kenny Rogers.
SWEARING AT TV: A Grinder getting upset over a sporting event. Most likely during a college football game. Great chance it’s me getting pissed off at Josh Rosen.
(Neither myself nor the RG/DK people are responsible for anything that happens while playing this game. Don’t get in an ugly couples’ faces, for example. You are responsible for your own stupidity. Have fun!)