Hi. My name is Adam and I am a fantasaholic.

I am addicted to this daily grind.

I want to welcome everyone to the first meeting of Gridiron and All-Sports Grinders Anonymous. (GAGA)

The first step to successful grinding is to admit that you are a Fantasaholic.

The second step to successful grinding is to admit that you are not powerless.
You have research tools at your fingertips.

The third step to successful grinding is to keep on keeping on!

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You are an addict and we are proud of that.
Hold onto your addiction, embrace your addiction, release yourself to your addiction.

Consider yourself at home.

Consider youself one of the family.

We’ve taken to you so strong and we hope you will come back to further meetings of GAGA.

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We always end our meeting with the world famous Serenity prayer… So follow along as we ask Hermes* and all the other deities to guide us in our grinding:

God, give us grace to accept with serenity
the lineups that cannot be changed,
Courage to change the lineups
which should be changed,
and the Wisdom to distinguish
the Sleeper from the Schlub.

Bye. My name is Adam and I am a fantasaholic.

Footnotes:

  • Hermes is considered the Greek God of Sports Betting – pretty cool eh?

  • (Editors note 1: The Oliver reference is specifically for JackandSoda -> he seems to like that kinda stuff…)

  • (Editors note 2: I did an internet search for the word: fantasaholic => and Google never found it for me – so I am putting the world on notice that I am claiming copyright on this word. WooHoo! I made up a word. My life finally has some meaning.)

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  • agendaman

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    well done FISHK iam a recovering alcoholic dont go to meetings been sober about 17 mos.now doing well would rather wallow in fantasy than drink myself to death fk dr.kings nfl. freeroll will have 15k entries or more watch ffeud for cfb. soon later big fish

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