I Suck at Bold Predictions (Week 7)

Oh. Hello again. Surprised anyone would want to read something by me after my atrocious bold predictions from last week that hopefully no one listened to. If you bought the Andrew Hawkins over AJ Green hype, I feel your pain. Joe Haden who? Green pretty much killed any chance of Hawkins going off, putting up 135/2tds with over double the targets Hawkins got. Let’s take a look at the carnage that was.

tQLVa

Last Week’s Bold Predictions:

- Andrew Hawkins will be a top 5 WR. (um…yea…moving on)

- Darren McFadden will break the single game yards from scrimmage record. (Probably should have saved that one for this week, but he still had 98 total yds and a TD, nothing close to any records though haha)

- Victor Cruz will be held under 5 catches and under 50 yards. (6 catches, 58 yards, and 1 TD later made this pick almost sorta kinda right. I think he gets half of those numbers and no TD’s if the 49ers D showed up that day)

- Colts will be the highest scoring defense. (LOL. just awful. lowest scoring defense. I hate you Shonn Greene)

- Mike Wallace & Antonio Brown will score 2 td’s each. (25% right, epic fail. Antonio with 20 yards on 4 catches and 10 targets is just awful. When Isaac Redman has almost as many receiving yards as Wallace and Brown combined you know it’s going to be a weird week)

- William Powell will have a multi-td game and have over 70 yards rushing. (Hey-O something resembling a semi-decent prediction. Powell didn’t find the endzone but hit the 70 rushing yards exactly and looks like the guy to use if you somehow lost a bet and have to start a Cardinals RB in the future.)

OK so I stuck my balls out and they got chopped off. It happens, I’m sorry. If someone can post a link to a lineup they played in week 6 with at least 5 of the 7 players/defense listed above, I’ll send you $10 on Paypal. Seriously, just post the game link in the comments with your Paypal e-mail.

Alright, the time has come, Naap’s dreaded week 7 bold predictions. This is a disclaimer to read the next section at your own risk. Here goes nothing….(literally most likely)

Week 7 Bold Predictions:

- Carson Palmer will have more fantasy points than Tom Brady (FD scoring)

- Brandon Marshall will break his single game reception record of 21 that he set against Indy in 2009.

- Felix Jones will get hurt in the first quarter, and Phillip Tanner will have over 100 yards and a TD.

- Coby Fleener or Tony Scheffler will be the highest scoring TE of the week.

- Phil Dawson will get at least 18 fantasy points.

- All three NY Giants RB’s (Bradshaw/Brown/Wilson) will have a TD vs Washington.

On the bright side, I can’t do worse than last week, which obviously means I will do worse than last week, so I apologize in advance. Good luck to everyone in week 7!

-Naap

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Naapstermaan has been playing Daily Fantasy Sports since 2010, season-long fantasy since 2004, and used to grind online poker for over 7 years. Notable DF Sports achievements include winning a seat to the finals of the 2011 DFBC and the 2012 FFFC. Through just Week 6 of the 2012 NFL Season, “Naap” had 2 weeks where he won more than $10,000, and he took down the inaugural DraftKings $50,000 event. Combining his notoriously humorous photo-edits with his Daily Fantasy savvy, Naap graces RotoGrinders with his unique column each week on the RG.

About the Author

  • Erik Wardenburg (naapstermaan)

  • Erik Wardenburg, fantasy alias naapstermaan, has been playing fantasy sports since 2005 and DFS since 2010. He’s made multiple live finals in MLB, NBA, and NFL on a variety of sites and enjoys grinding small/medium stakes every day.

Comments

  • Cal

    RG CoFounder & Admin

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    • x4

      2015 DraftKings FFWC Finalist

    Epic Palmer/Gisele pic

  • Ethan

    DraftKings Rep

    naapstermaan…so hot right now

  • jimfred82

    • Blogger of the Month

    I 10000000% anticipate your felix jones thing coming through. when the bright lights are on, that guy melts.

  • csuram88

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    • Ranked #40

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    • x7

      2014 DraftKings FFWC Finalist

    • 2014 DraftKings FBWC Champion

    Palmer over Brady?! What odds do you want on that Naapsterman?

  • DKMaestro

    2011 FFFC Finalist

    • 2011 FanDuel WFFC Finalist

    • x2

      2014 StarStreet MLB Playboy Mansion Finalist

    I predict the picks will suck only 80% of last weeks picks (O:

  • draftkingsmatt

    DraftKings Rep

    Your bold predictions are so aggressive, when you finally hit one of these you’ll look like Nostradamus.

  • madnkrazy

    hahaha…funny but none of these predictions are going to happen.

  • Cameron

    RG Co-Founder

    • 2014 FanDuel NFL Survivor Champion

    • 2016 RG Season Long Champion: NFL

    “Your bold predictions are so aggressive, when you finally hit one of these you’ll look like Nostradamus.”

    “Naapstradamus”

  • cb35

    2013 FFFC Finalist, 2013 DFFC Finalist

    • 2013 FanDuel WFFC Finalist

    love the money back guarantee from last week – lol

  • whits23

    2010 FFFC Finalist, 2010 DFBC Finalist, 2011 FFFC Finalist, 2014 DSBC Finalist

    • x2

      2010 FanDuel WFFC Finalist

    • 2011 FanDuel WFBC Finalist

    you only had a bad week if you took your own picks..if you played against them you did well…i am catching on now

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