Weekly Rankings Update: The Grindies

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Hello Daily Fantasy Sports fans! Welcome to the 2013 wrap-up edition of the Weekly Rankings Update: The Grindies! We will be giving out all of the major DFS awards (determined by yours truly) and hearing acceptance speeches (that I will totally make up) from all of our winners! We have an exciting list of presenters, and I’ll be your host for the night. First though, I’d like to start off with a little Christmas dance number, featuring Ethan, Cal, Riley and Cameron, straight from the Rotogrinders offices !

Well that sure was exciting/disturbing. Why do they have such a big office for the 4 of them? Lets get onto the awards!

Rankings Breakdown this Week

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TOP 25 GRINDERS LEADERBOARD OVERALL


D4: Here to present the first award of the night for #1 Overall Grinder of 2013 is your host of The Daily Fantasy Fix, and Grinders Live, DB730.
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DB: The nominees are: Birdwings, Condia, Ehafner and Notorious. And you winner is………. Condia.

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Condia: “Wow, thanks DB. First I’d like to thank RickMilitar for not signing up for Rotogrinders. Second, I’d like to thank AlSmizzle for having a family, or he’d destroy all of us. Wow. Sorry, I’m getting a little emotional. Thanks to everyone who makes my legend live on through rumor and random accusation!”

Rank Player Points Rank Last Change Points Last Change
1 condia 546895.95 1 0 499474.70 47421.25
2 ehafner 300698.36 2 0 292720.54 7977.82
3 BirdWings 244571.86 3 0 242169.03 2402.83
4 Notorious 179514.13 4 0 174348.60 5165.53
5 dinkpiece 164398.05 6 1 162351.35 2046.70
6 mbomb44 160443.66 5 -1 167220.33 -6776.67
7 stlcardinals84 154007.18 7 0 157399.40 -3392.22
8 killab2482 150420.32 10 2 139602.45 10817.87
9 csuram88 145422.44 9 0 140867.20 4555.24
10 PrimeTime420 144667.84 8 -2 143577.49 1090.35
11 maxdalury 132713.90 11 0 132752.99 -39.09
12 metsfan828 127933.34 12 0 128749.25 -815.91
13 MrTuttle05 120907.35 13 0 117806.08 3101.27
14 bripc23 89687.29 14 0 89600.69 86.60
15 TheTakeOVER 80378.27 15 0 79172.96 1205.31
16 alsmizzle 78514.16 16 0 76001.93 2512.23
17 kaetorade 75817.45 17 0 74715.92 1101.53
18 Socrdave 74062.33 18 0 74690.44 -628.11
19 tfbelongia 71182.62 20 1 71325.17 -142.55
20 jlowery73 70089.85 21 1 68979.42 1110.43
21 dips56 69743.58 19 -2 71533.25 -1789.67
22 Hester8157 64466.06 24 2 61328.19 3137.87
23 headChopper 64123.28 22 -1 64033.56 89.72
24 BJBJ 62338.56 23 -1 61635.60 702.96
25 dean78904 60344.19 25 0 58364.47 1979.72


Check out the full RotoGrinders Rankings Leaderboard here


Movement in the Top-25 This Week


Rankings #26-100: New Players and Players Moving Up

New and Returning Players to the Leaderboard


Movers in the Top-100


Tournament Player of the Year Leaderboard

D4: Here to present the award for Tournament Player of the Year, is none other than Dancing UNLV Girl!

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UNLV Girl: Thanks D4! See you at the hotel later?

D4: YOU KNOW IT!!!

UNLV Girl: And the nominees for TPOY are: PrimeTime420, Naapstermaan, McJester, MSidla, AlSmizzle and Woopdeedoo. Annnnnnnnnd the winner is: AlSmizzle!

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AlSmizzle: What’s up Spike?! TPOY has been a dream of mine for at least 2 years since Rotogrinders started it. Winning this award is possibly one of the top 20 awesome things that have happened to me this month, because I’m such a boss. Next year I will win ALL OF THE MONEY!!! (drops mic)

Rank Player Points TPOY Cashes
1 alsmizzle 15994.39 30
2 PrimeTime420 14244.27 30
3 woopdeedoo 12574.33 30
4 msidla 12374.63 30
5 McJester 12318.73 30
6 naapstermaan 12070.43 30
7 MrTuttle05 11499.38 30
8 csuram88 11483.83 30
9 stlcardinals84 11412.39 30
10 headChopper 11239.11 30

Check out the full RotoGrinders TPOY Leaderboard here


NFL 2013 Leaderboard

D4: Next up to present the award for NFL 2013 player of the year is none other than Socrdave Kitchens.

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D4: That’s inappropriate Socrdave. I’ll take this one. The nominees are: mbomb44, Birdwings, Ehafner, Killab2482 and Condia. Annnnnnd the winner is: Condia!

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Condia: MOAR AWARDS!

Rank Player Points
1 condia 272907.09
2 killab2482 149611.79
3 mbomb44 57387.11
4 ehafner 48500.9
5 BirdWings 48232.09
6 BJBJ 38409.34
7 csuram88 33140.98
8 MrTuttle05 32886.34
9 metsfan828 32030.87
10 PrimeTime420 28593.26
11 Notorious 28179.54
12 dinkpiece 24455.2
13 maxdalury 21390.92
14 TwoGun 19961.29
15 bripc23 17950.42
16 alsmizzle 17282.53
17 msidla 17187.98
18 jlowery73 16910.05
19 stlcardinals84 16863.77
20 woopdeedoo 15214.93
21 Westy 13964.38
22 headChopper 13525.3
23 mirage88 13505.7
24 tfbelongia 13089.04
25 Cal 12937.63

Check out the full RotoGrinders NFL Rankings Leaderboard here


NBA 2013 Leaderboard

D4: Here to present the award for 2013-14 NBA player of the year, none other than, THE GLOVE!

Glove: Basketbal ain’t over yet homie.

D4: Let’s do baseball instead.

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Glove: F*ck this. These made up awards are dumb. I’m out.

D4: I’ll take this one too I guess. The nominees for 2013 MLB Player of the Year are: Ehafner, STLCardinals84 and Birdwings And your winner is: BIRDWANGS!!!!!! Actually, it was Ehafner. I just wanted to say BIRDWANGS!!!

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Ehafner: Thanks to Rotogrinders! I want to thank all the little people. Verne Troyer, Joe C (RIP), Hornswoggle and the one from Elf too!

Rank Player Points
1 condia 184380.62
2 dinkpiece 57219.81
3 ehafner 45193.59
4 BirdWings 39672.99
5 Notorious 39001.6
6 csuram88 37788.14
7 Troll4MVP 33512.71
8 metsfan828 26147
9 kaetorade 26064.58
10 Socrdave 25280.55
11 PrimeTime420 23507.11
12 alsmizzle 21044.14
13 draftcheat 17439.37
14 leonem 17336.7
15 stlcardinals84 17334.21
16 a25smith 16162.58
17 bripc23 13420.34
18 bluestem89 12939.88
19 TheTakeOVER 12398.9
20 dean78904 12131.17
21 maxdalury 11960.56
22 PapaCub 11865.42
23 1ucror 11692.19
24 emge 11052.76
25 PatJZ80 10409.33

Check out the full RotoGrinders NBA Rankings Leaderboard here


CFB 2013 Leaderboard

D4: Our next presenter you know from Community, and a ton of hot gifs in this column every week. Allison Brie!

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Allison: Thanks D4! Damn you’re sexy. We should hang out. It’s been a dream of mine to present an award at the Grindies. Here are your nominees for CFB Grinder of the Year: Stlcardinals84, HeadChopper, maxdalury and CSURam88. And the winner is….. Maxdalury!

Maxdalury: Thank you.

Rank Player Points
1 maxdalury 39042.09
2 stlcardinals84 17564.63
3 headChopper 16993.28
4 csuram88 15549.74
5 tfbelongia 11694.26
6 jlowery73 7990.01
7 db730 7534.91
8 kgeorge 5826.99
9 a25smith 5718.02
10 Putz 5545.91
11 frogman 5354.07
12 Hester8157 5176.48
13 jovanmusk 5094.72
14 absolutbronx 4831.16
15 emac 4297.18
16 kcchiefsfan73 4033.2
17 Kcannon 3471.35
18 rotokevin 3436.99
19 kirklandguy 3431.18
20 Socrdave 3109.3
21 miggytoddbest 3036.73
22 TwineTickler 2799.67
23 mblaylock10 2675.59
24 badtouch 2478.86
25 windchimesrrude 2474.24

Check out the full RotoGrinders CFB Rankings Leaderboard here


NHL 2013 Leaderboard

D4: Hockey isn’t over, but listen up for the award at the end of the season.
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Rank Player Points
1 ehafner 19984.07
2 Lowkey 14998.77
3 boggslite 5977.5
4 Hester8157 5705.9
5 joonbae 5654.49
6 Andrew11432 5411.89
7 primepeat 5133.2
8 billsfan777 4943.05
9 Tslats 4921.82
10 TeamSleep 4637.46
11 Yannick8 4216.75
12 Mtom347 3934.19
13 alsmizzle 3836.98
14 kcchiefsfan73 3631.51
15 tmhsport 3121.98
16 whits23 3093.17
17 GoodMR 3054.16
18 holmfries 3013.79
19 fishkillers 2834.64
20 Nookx 2749.45
21 redaddy25 2508.69
22 AllSport312 2324.09
23 Kcannon 2287.48
24 nhlwld 2237.09
25 First 2220.36

Check out the full RotoGrinders NHL Rankings Leaderboard here


December 2013 Leaderboard

D4: Here to present the final award for Most Monthly Leaderboard wins, please welcome your favorite duo, FantasyNomad, and Creepy Guy in the Background.

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Nomad: Thanks D4. I wish I was as cool as you.

Creeper: Mmmmm. Mashed taters.

Nomad: You still weird me out dude. The nominees are: Condia. Ah shit, we all know it’s Condia.
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Condia: I’d like to clear up some rumors right now. Those of you who watch FanDuel chat have heard that I might be a bot. It’s time to come clean. Johnny5 is alive. And I am him.

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That’s how I research and enter line-ups so fast.

Rank Player Points
1 condia 128050.54
2 killab2482 37516.37
3 ehafner 36753.92
4 dinkpiece 35550.95
5 csuram88 34899.7
6 Notorious 33571.63
7 BirdWings 32010.5
8 metsfan828 27722.8
9 PrimeTime420 25468.28
10 Troll4MVP 20472.82
11 alsmizzle 20060.46
12 Socrdave 14636.46
13 mbomb44 14501.11
14 MrTuttle05 14454.02
15 kaetorade 14402.44
16 stlcardinals84 13919.69
17 jlowery73 13705.35
18 BJBJ 13083.55
19 msidla 11115.59
20 draftcheat 11068.79
21 a25smith 10200.09
22 bluestem89 9698.07
23 tfbelongia 9391.04
24 leonem 8568.87
25 maxdalury 8050.23

Check out the full RotoGrinders Monthly Leaderboard here


Aggregate Leaderboard

Shown below are all players who are currently ranked on every leaderboard we have. The following players are in the Top-100 of the Overall, NFL, December and TPOY Leaderboards are listed here, in order of average rank.

Player Overall Monthly Seasonal TPOY Average
condia 1 1 1 12 3.75
csuram88 9 5 7 8 7.25
PrimeTime420 10 9 10 2 7.75
dinkpiece 5 4 12 14 8.75
ehafner 2 3 4 27 9
MrTuttle05 13 14 8 7 10.5
alsmizzle 16 11 16 1 11
metsfan828 12 8 9 17 11.5
mbomb44 6 13 3 26 12
stlcardinals84 7 16 19 9 12.75
killab2482 8 2 2 40 13
Notorious 4 6 11 36 14.25
maxdalury 11 25 13 13 15.5
jlowery73 20 17 18 16 17.75
msidla 46 19 17 4 21.5
bripc23 14 29 15 44 25.5
BJBJ 24 18 6 59 26.75
headChopper 23 55 22 10 27.5
McJester 27 45 33 5 27.5
TwoGun 35 44 14 21 28.5
Socrdave 18 12 44 60 33.5
bluestem89 33 22 37 48 35
monds6 43 34 40 25 35.5
draftcheat 34 20 57 37 37
Gateman07 42 52 26 35 38.75
dips56 21 39 46 50 39
shanksalot 66 46 38 11 40.25
Cal 77 65 25 15 45.5
tshirt 40 40 51 55 46.5
a25smith 28 21 76 62 46.75
radthad954 85 64 42 23 53.5
Kcannon 68 49 45 53 53.75
ronnymor2 58 93 54 22 56.75
whits23 44 54 52 95 61.25
joshjacks8 79 70 82 66 74.25

Thank you everyone for tuning into this year’s edition of he Grindies. It was a great year for DFS, as we saw millions of dollars paid out, and the industry expand tremendously. Here’s to a great 2014!

Top DFS Moments of 2013

The rise of the mee mee

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The epic Socrdave sweat

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TommyG’s girl

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Hixville gets hired 2292739

Big Macs

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Le’Veon Bell

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Best of luck in 2014!

About the Author

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Curtis Brodzina (DillingerFour)

Curtis DillingerFour Brodzina considers himself the Dave Barry Rick Reilly of DFS. He tries to find the humorous side of the sports world. An avid Penn State, Broncos and Pens fan, he fades Kunitz way too often. RotoGrinder’s own Cal had these poignant words for him as he was lamenting his last place finish in the RotoGrinders FreeRoll Bowl: “Nobody expects you to win D4, they just expect you to be funny.”